No need for an explanation at this point.
9) French Fries - Is there any better side order or "vegetable" in the world than fries? The combination of salt, complex carbs, and grease is like an orgy for our taste buds. They are so good, in fact, that other foods have even tried to become them - remember these?
52) Weighing yourself in the morning after a monster bowel movement and convincing yourself that you're "dropping lbs." - I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.
117) Picture stalking on Facebook - We've all done it. I actually did it today. Always fun to see who got fat, who got hot, and who got gay.
101) Using buzzwords and phrases to sound smart - Try this in a meeting sometime. "At the end of the day, we need to circle back and focus on ROI & market segmentation. With that said, I spoke with our social media guru and he said that going forward, SEO has to be on our radar screen."
48) Taking an hour for lunch - Rare in this day and age of fast food and bag lunches (not to mention stuffy corporate settings), the one-hour lunch usually takes place on Friday or is combined with an off-site meeting. You still finish your actual lunch in ten minutes, but you spend the other fifty talking about your fantasy team, kids, or house. The hour-lunch usually results in the 3pm zone-out.
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