26) Going out for lunch - I could have a filet covered in crabmeat in my lunchbox (yes, I have a lunchbox) and it wouldn't beat getting out of the office for an hour to enjoy a $12 salad or an appeteaser combo at Applebee's.
91) Wearing a scarf - Kinda gay, but it's fun to look like a J Crew model without wearing skintight khakis or spending $100 on a shirt.
107) Saved By the Bell: The College Years - A train wreck compared to the Bayside years (but definitely better than the Miss Bliss era), I can't take my eyes off it. Not sure which is less realistic: the gang spending an entire semester without drinking a single beer or Bob Golic 'acting' as a Resident Advisor? Either way, thank you TBS for making me late every day that you show one of these priceless episodes.
45) Mike and Mike -Speaking of Golics, did you know that Mike Golic is fat and Mike Greenberg is Jewish? LOL. Not really. This tired act has been on the air for a decade and continues to gain in popularity, even though neither has produced an actual opinion in probably five years. Regardless, at least they are talking sports and not Lindsey Lohan and more importantly, don't take calls from idiot listeners (easily the worst part of sports radio).
112) The Food Network - Not only are we the most obese country in the world, we actually have an entire channel devoted to eating. Ironically, there isn't a Health and Wellness channel (at least not on my dial). What other channel can you be simultaneously turned on and learn how to make a killer lasagna? I once saw Paula Deen make a fried egg sandwich using pancakes as the bread. Awesome.
26) Applebee's sucks, we know this because Berman promotes for them
ReplyDelete91) Wearing a scarf isn't "kinda gay", but saying "It's fun to look like a J Crew model" is really gay
107) Don't even get me started. Ms. Bliss was way better than college years. The episode where Zack lets Screech's pet rat free in the school to avoid the midterm. Priceless.
45) Wait. Mike Greenberg isn't Jewish?
112) That channel is dedicated to cooking, not eating, big guy. And that pancake sandwich, it's called a McGriddle. They've been serving them at McDonald's for years.